The Hand Breasoning Switch

The breasoner switches on the hand breasoning switch, which replaces needing to breason out 250 breasonings of the Job Medicine argument before using the texttobr algorithm.  Hand breasoning is breasoning out the 250 breasonings by hand.

Advantages of the Hand Breasoning Switch

Sales around the clock - With a script that switches on the hand breasoning switch just after midnight in conjunction with a breasoning algorithm scheduled to run when you are awake, you can accept large volumes of sales without worrying about breasoning headaches again.
Automates breasoning - You don't ever have to breason out anything by hand again - Avoid breasoning out 250 breasoning arguments by hand by switching on the hand breasoning switch, and automatically breason out algorithms written by mindreading yourself and analysing text using texttobr.

Glossary for the Newcomers

Switch - A spiritual switch that takes care of a pedagogical task, such as helping lecturers help students with academic attainment.
Breasoning - An object visualised in a high-quality way to God, 80 of which are necessary to earn a high distinction (A).  The way I often explain this is that this is the required value, like 50 As are a professional requirement recognised by managers for earning a job.
Job Medicine argument - This was a generic argument in Medicine that helped people use texttobr harmlessly.
Texttobr algorithm - An algorithm that automatically breasons out texts.
Breasoning by hand - As against computer breasoning, this is mentally thinking of an object's breasonings (its x, y and z dimensions).